Oh they're real. I think you answered your own question there...
The reason there aren't any bunnies left in RuneScape is so that there were enough bunny ears to go around. As it would be cruel to let loose a bunch of mutilated animals upon the world (although I personally would have found that very funny) The council decided to eat what was left.
The last I heard they had enough Rabbit jerky to last them for 40 years.
80 as part of a balanced nutritional diet.
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I have fallen victim to the same scam several times so I am either an idiot or this is a widespread problem. If I need an item, and say so, sometimes, someone will say they know where to get one, and to follow them. They'll lead me to a place which has high level enemies, and by the time I reilise I've been had, its too late. I always die, and they can presumably take my items. I would use the report abuse button, but it is not really covered by any of the catorgaries, and unless teh tech support people were looking very hard, they might not spot the scam. I think you should include 'Leading to Death' as one of the abuse catagories.
If this tiny flaw was sorted out it would make my game much better, thank you,
Rugby4Ever2
I love it when people answer their own questions in the very first sentence of their question.
Think about it.
Bringer of pain and suffering,
I wanted to know where all of those gloves, boots and caskets come from that I pull up so ofton while fishing with my trusty big net. Are they old rellics from past wars, or washed up belongings from drown newbies who leaned over to far on the boat from the trip to Lumberage from Tutorial Island?
- Parkrat
According to the Council, there were not adequate funds to provide a waste disposal service for the inhabitants of RuneScape to dispose of their rubbish, with the result being that thoughtless inhabitants simply throw their rubbish into nearby rivers and streams, or off cliffs, with zero regard for the impact on the environment.
Excellent. Littering might not be up there with looting and backstabbing, but its still a cause I whole heartedly approve of.
Dear Saradomin,
i have the fatigue problem while trying to get my mining levels up. how do i
have less fatigue when i am mining?
Sincerely,
joe042004
Go to bed. Next question!
Dear Saradomin,
I want to ask about the new that you can't trade holiday items. although i understand the idea of people selling them at "outrageous" prices, but what would happen if you couldn't get on Runescape that day? You would never be able to get the item! I think that if people want to to sell them at high price the buyer just has to deal with it.The holiday items were one of my favorite ways of getting money. Please respond and try to take this rule away.
Dakingruler
Just one example of the hundreds who write to me complaining about non tradable and limited bunny ears.
They all start their email the same way
"What if someone wasn't around to get them?"
and they all end the same way
"I really wanted to make some easy money".
Foolish mortals... the council once thought it would be a nice present to players who were playing on holidays to give them a unique item.
This has now become an expectation that there will always be rare drops on holidays, and that these will be easy ways to make money.
They're not. They're a present. If you weren't playing, you missed out.
I am extremely pleased that the foolish Gower in an effort to give people gifts and make them happy instead manages to annoy people.
It reaffirms my belief in the underlying selfishness of you all.
I was sent this picture recently of my foolish brother saradomin:
Whaddya think?
I commend the author on their skill in capturing the ugliness and self satisfied, smug, stupidity of Saradomin so well.
Excellent work.
I just have time to answer a few quick questions before I get back to spreading corruption and death:
Seamus Aran asks: "What football team/s do you support?"
Saradomin likes the Lumbridge Eagles, I prefer the Ardougne Chimeras.
Guthix says hes not really into competitive sports much. Guthix is kind of boring that way.
Leszek 14 asks: "well where are the trolls????"
I believe most of them left RuneScape to hang out on Internet message boards a while back, although as they are a race I particularly like I will be doing my best to bring some back to RuneScape.
Evil Doer asked "what sword you have?"
To which I reply: weapons are for the weak. A True Zamorackian would rejoice in nothing less than the slaughter of his enemies with his bare fists.
Nyar DCE questions me "How many people work at Jagex?""
About half, on a good day.
Just pures wrote to say "In runescape there should be some freshing drinks like sprite coca-cola and fanta"
Which amused me no end, as the number of pathetic complaints about the adverts that surround the free players game would undoubtedly increase if runescape started to have brand name products within the game.
An excellently evil idea, that I fear the council would never approve of.
If however any well known drinks manufacturers would like to contact me personally with large offers of gold, I will happily have Iban open a shop in their name...
MrMario asked "What happened to Saradomin?"
To which I respond, you should not ask too much or I will have no course left to me but to demonstrate what I did to the silly old fool personally upon you.
It would probably be fatal to a mortal. Its certainly very painful to a god...
Far far too many people ask: "Whats the deal with those Red Cards?"
to which I reply, they are given away free at the start of the Tourist Trap quest.
No, they are not worth thousands of gold... Perhaps it is the word 'free' in their description that puzzled the weaker minded players amongst you?
Until next time loyal followers,
Strength through chaos -
Zamorak
DISCLAIMER: The views of Zamorak do not reflect the views of
Jagex Ltd or it's employees. We'd ban him, but he's a god.
But if you would like to converse with the dastardly one...
